The cyberpunk waifu memecoin. Lv 1 stats, max charisma, zero plans. A parody of the genre, set in a Tokyo that only exists between 11 PM and sunrise.「桜が散る前に始まる」 — before the petals fall, we begin.
Deals an unblockable amount of cuteness to the chart. Resets cooldown when sakura petals fall.
Confirms before the opening line of dialog finishes. 400ms reaction frames.
Area-of-effect: covers Twitter timelines in petals for 3 turns. Cannot be dodged.
Restore morale to the party. Onsen episode reference. No actual onsen included.
DOKI!!
ZAP!
UWU!
// The protagonist enters Shinjuku at the stroke of midnight. The hologram billboards turn pink. The vending machines beep in unison. Press A to attack.
// Comiket table 12B · please form an orderly line · all items free
// disclaimer.txt — $HENTAI is a satirical parody memecoin on Solana with a SFW cyberpunk-anime aesthetic. The name is a tongue-in-cheek genre reference. The content is not.
// supply.txt — 1,000,000,000 tokens. Tax 0/0. LP burnt at deploy. Mint key revoked. The character does not level up — the chart does.
// not-financial-advice.txt — Crypto is volatile. Sakura petals fall. Anime episodes end. Do your own research before pressing [A].
// trademarks.txt — Not affiliated with any anime studio, publisher, character, voice actor, manga magazine, or convention.
// $HENTAI joined the party!
// HP: 1.000.000.000 / 1.000.000.000
// You unlocked the cyberpunk waifu route.「冒険が始まる」 — the adventure begins.